Blarg.

I called in sick today at work, traded my shift out because of some problem I had with my stomach last night that felt better this morning when Nine went to work, but flared up with disatrous effect at about 11am. I am hungry, but rather frightened at the thought of handing more ammunition over to my clearly antaganostic digestive system.

I have gone to work with a fever before, headaches, and other ills, but having a barfy-type™ issues on the boat is a no-no for me. After all, I have a reputation as the Unsinkable Master D™ to uphold.

To my baby...

Sweety, you are so wonderful to me. I honestly wonder if I deserve someone as wonderful as you. You put up with my Alzheimers, my horrible hours at work, and my show that you hate, and yet you still come bring me and my crew dinner at work. You truly are a wonderful woman, and I have never been so happy as I have been this last year. I only hope I am even half as good to you as you are to me.

Love,

Me

Gas...

Ran out of gas on the way to work. Again. You think I would notice such things. Oh well.

In other news, my baby bro is graduating from High School on Wednesday. That is pretty cool. Makes me feel old, but I am proud of him. Only one of my siblings is currently enrolled in college right now, I think. I hope to join him by the end of the year. I am getting tired of stagnating..

When Piracy doesn't pay...

Nine fell asleep a little early on the couch today, and so I pulled out the trusty Laptop, with which I surf the internet on waves of pirated Wi-fi. Only to behold that the Wi-fi that I normally pirate from the neighbor is down today. Can't whoever is paying for this stuff pay for some decent service?

Of course you all realise that I fully know how bad that sounds. I am not really angry. I kind of want to get my own wi-fi, so I can reset the router when it does this, instead of waiting for whoever ahs the internet to do it. And that passes for news around here.

oh, yeah, and pineapple teriyaki is the bomb, but next time, I need to leave the Chik'n strips out of it next time. Maybe more pineapple... mmm...

The Late Late Shift with Black Aengus!

It is 2am people. I got home about 1:30am. My shift was supposed to be over at 12:30am. However, shorty after leaving the Island to head home for the night, we wrapped something around both props, causing the boat to vibrate so bad we thought she would shake apart. The solution? 1/3 speed all the way hom, not even hitting dock until almost 11:45pm... grr. Oh well. Could have been worse. I could have been thrown back in jail again.

Spoiled biatch heiress finally gettin' some justice, yo.

Update...

I am not dead. In fact, if I were dead, I would not be currently posting to my blog.

I have been busy of late, however, and while that isn't much of an excuse for not posting, it is all the excuse I have. I have gotten more training at work, and now work on a 9th boat, that doesn't go to Catalina, but instead cruises the local marinas and such. Nice.

I also am now the proud owner of a Big Bag of Elk™. I have to full elk furs, tanned, which were given to me free. Why? Because the giver knew that I was one of "those faire-people," who would have 1,632 uses for a Big Bag of Elk™. Use #1? Wearing the largest of the two furs like a Headdress, in the alley, grunting and shuffling about, occasionally anouncing, "Krunk make fire!" for about 10 minutes.

About a year ago, there was noises made by the Pirates that there was to be a Guild forming. These furs might make good guild deco, or if not, we shall make effects out of them.

I still haven't seen PotC 3 yet... Maybe this weekend...